Lady Jane

Aftermath (USA Version)
Side 1, Track 3
"Lady Jane" – 3:09



What the fuck? Really: What. The. Fuck.

My Sweet Lady Jane, when I see you again.
Your servant am I, and will humbly remain.
Just heed this plea my love, on bended knees my love.
I pledge myself to Lady Jane.

What the fuck is this shit?

UPDATE 11:53 AM: No, really, what the christ is this horrifying shit? I've thought about nothing else for the last half hour, and I still can't come up with an answer. In what universe is "Your servant am I, and will humbly remain" a good song idea? Is this an English thing? How the holy hell do you go from "She's the sickest thing in this world, look at that stupid girl" directly into "Wedlock is nigh my love, her stations right my love – Life is secure with Lady Jane"? I demand answers.