Starfucker

Goats Head Soup
Side Two, Track Five
"Star Star" – 4:25



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This song makes me unhappy. I'll leave it at that.

Joan Jett adds irony to the mix:

Can You Hear the Music?

Goats Head Soup
Side Two, Track Four
"Can You Hear the Music?" – 5:31



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Can you feel the magic hangin' in the air?

Easily the most ridiculous song the Stones have been involved with until this point. This is the kind of thing you'd expect to hear on a shitty McCartney album. The lyrics are insane, nonsensical pseudo-mystical babble. Favourite line:

Love is a mystery I can't demystify

If that doesn't say "phoning it in" I don't know what does.